Beat 1732: A resident reported that on the 3700 block of St. Louis there is a parked car in the alley that has been sitting there for two years.
Really? Do the people over on St. Louis have such monstrously wide alleys that they don’t mind having a car parked in them for a year or two? I know my alley is certainly not wide enough that it wouldn’t start to bother me after, I don’t know, a year, maybe?
